for whom the saul calls

you should always be careful when you fall back asleep again after waking up because sometimes you will just have a pleasant little snooze but sometimes you'll get trapped in TIME PRISON. unfortunately there is no way to predict this.

Today's crab is: patiently waiting and polite

lesbian flag color-picked from this crab...

every morning when i wake up the wallace and gromit rube goldberg machine that gets me ready flings my ragdolling body down a chute where i'm dumped into my seat at the breakfast table. a ping pong ball then rolls down a wooden track and hits a toy car which pulls a string to fire a handgun into my already open waiting mouth

i understand we are all excited bc of the new season announcement but why am i seeing fans recommend black butler to people on purpose that’s so mean. black butler is something that happens to you much like a car accident or natural disaster

Me: did you know? Portuguese doesn't have a word for "windshield", instead they call it "parabrisas", which means "breezestopper"!

Average anglophone poisoned by pop linguistics and anglocentrism: that is weird! Can you imagine if we had to use a compound word to say "windshield" in English??

Gorilla with a sawed-off shotgun: *materializes behind us*

One ant = .03 USD. I’ve done the research.

tw: old man

Screw corporations, save money.

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ITS SPIDER MAN!!! LOOK ITS SPIDER MAN!!

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i like him

Everything Across the Spider-verse All at Once

Punk tactic x4